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Post by Nathan Branigan on Apr 7, 2008 3:59:10 GMT 1
What's the difference between an astronomer and a peeping tom?
About forty-five degrees.
Anyone else?
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Magnus
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Your innocence is at stake.
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Post by Magnus on Apr 7, 2008 18:30:30 GMT 1
Fine I got 2 jokes... One of them is rewritten from a racist joke to a personal joke. (Sonny, you know you're in the line of fire now.) and the first is just stupid.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
... Where you left it.
Stupid? Yes.
Now for the joke aimed at Sonny.
What do you have if Sonny is covered to the knees in cement?
Not enough cement.
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Post by Kyukaku on Apr 7, 2008 18:33:05 GMT 1
Yay! We can use racist jokes as long as we use Sonny instead!
How do you start a parade in Sonny's neighborhood?
Roll a quarter down the street.
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Post by Odin Reeves on Apr 7, 2008 19:45:56 GMT 1
Emile, that's basically an alteration of this lawyer joke.
What do you call it if you line up all the Lawyers in the world and bury them up to their necks in a beach?
Not enough sand.
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Post by Zack Richardson on Apr 7, 2008 20:07:21 GMT 1
Now for the joke aimed at Sonny. What do you have if Sonny is covered to the knees in cement?
Not enough cement. Yay! We can use racist jokes as long as we use Sonny instead! How do you start a parade in Sonny's neighborhood? Roll a quarter down the street. |
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Post by danielxpatrick on Apr 10, 2008 0:21:39 GMT 1
Oh-la-la.
Contrary to popular belief, Hiroshima did not have an atomic bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped from a plane, and punched the ground.
Not really a joke, but hell, it's still funny --
Roses are #0000FF
Violets are #FF0000
All my base
Are belong to you
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Post by Auroth on Apr 10, 2008 4:35:36 GMT 1
I got some funny quotes:
"Stop Rape, Say Yes"
"You know what's so Great about me? I'm a complete Jackass that likes to talk only about himself!"
Now for the Jokes:
"How do you kill yourself and Sonny at the same time?"
"Let him Drive"
"What do you call it when you see Sonny in a Rolls Royce?"
"Grand Theft Auto"
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Jack Lifeson
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Well, that's just uh, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by Jack Lifeson on Apr 10, 2008 4:36:42 GMT 1
A pedophile and a 10 year old boy are walking in a dark, creepy forest.
"This is sort of scary." says the boy. "We should turn back!"
"You're scared?" The pedophile asked rhetorically. "I'm the one that has to walk back alone!"
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