Martin Tome
Dreamer
MISSING IN ACTION
Love is the world's strongest adhesive.
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Post by Martin Tome on Jul 23, 2007 4:26:53 GMT 1
I'm pretty sure that Martin would just pray to god that the left him with a lighter and his cigarettes, then he could smoke. (In all the time that I have Martin, something has always stopped him from smoking at the last minute. Comic release.) Shortly after smoking he would sit still for about 3 seconds then viciously hit his head against the case as many times as he could... until he was either dead or if by some miracle he broke through. And if they didn't leave him with smokes... he would probably just bite off his own tounge... or scream and sob like a 4 year old girl who just scraped her knee until his air ran out and he died... oh yeah.
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Post by Alkaiser on Jul 23, 2007 5:47:52 GMT 1
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking in frilly coffins may cause self to be engulfed in flames. Smoking in plain coffins will still only kill you by the conventional means.
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Kyousuke
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Senior
Tell me when, and why, you give or take Karma from me. Otherwise it is meaningless.
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Post by Kyousuke on Jul 23, 2007 5:48:29 GMT 1
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking in frilly coffins may cause self to be engulfed in flames. Smoking in plain coffins will still only kill you by the conventional means. You forgot suffocation... Fire eats oxygen people.
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Post by Odin Reeves on Jul 23, 2007 5:52:46 GMT 1
There's only one way to get yourself out of a coffin after being buried alive without the help from others. First, you must break through the top. There's no pushing it open, not going to happen. Then you must do a zig-zag pattern through the loose soil, and hope to hell it doesn't rain.
Climbing straight up like in Kill Bill is impossible. Gotta do it like Criss Angel.
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Post by Darren Blayne on Jul 23, 2007 5:59:33 GMT 1
....but Criss Angel's a fraud. Anyway, Darren... well... if we had our usual items... Darren would pry that sucker back open with his notepad, use his pager to get a hold of Tiao, if possible, and start diggin'. Whether or not he'd actually make it is a different story.
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Post by Odin Reeves on Jul 23, 2007 6:01:55 GMT 1
He's the best street performer out there.
And just for clarification, all Magicians are fruads when it comes down to it. But they're still entertaining. Usually.
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Conner
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Senior
I R HURT
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Post by Conner on Jul 23, 2007 6:20:52 GMT 1
He's a spawn of hell.
Conner would knock himself out. He'd rather die unconcious than crying like a crack baby.
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Post by Shamino Warhen Ph.D on Jul 23, 2007 6:26:34 GMT 1
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking in frilly coffins may cause self to be engulfed in flames. Smoking in plain coffins will still only kill you by the conventional means. You forgot suffocation... Fire eats oxygen people. Its not the lit cigarette that would eat the oxygen but the carbon monoxide and other chemicals he is exhaling.
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Arlen
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MISSING IN ACTION
Raw Power
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Post by Arlen on Jul 23, 2007 13:39:14 GMT 1
Manliness or not, anyone capable of digging themself out the sort of grave being discussed here would need to be built like the late Ajax. Nuff said. First of I'd spit to find out which way i'm facing. Then I'd try to smash and dig upwards. Otherwise I'd slowly suffocate.
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Post by jellar on Jul 24, 2007 2:05:51 GMT 1
Manliness or not, anyone capable of digging themself out the sort of grave being discussed here would need to be built like the late Ajax. Nuff said. First of I'd spit to find out which way i'm facing. Then I'd try to smash and dig upwards. Otherwise I'd slowly suffocate. Too find out which way you're facing, can't you just use gravity to see which side of your body is pressured the most? Jellar would probably not know where the hell he was. If he was in a coffin, there's no way he would be able to know that considering it would be pitch black. He could have been shoved in a wooden box that was locked and put in water or something. Anyways, he'd bang around and realize that he was screwed or hope it was a prank.
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