Post by Director Troutman on Apr 27, 2007 2:50:19 GMT 1
Righty folks, XIN chat happened earlier, and as we do whenever one is needed to be posted up to fill you guys in, it's been condensed into a simpler to read script. As before, for ease of reading, character names will be used to depict everyone here. And so begins the undead discussion that was Xin chat 4.
[(Everyone is added)]
Shamino: WHAT THE FUCK...Oh.
Leon: Finally!
Tong Xian: OMIGODBBQ
Everyone else: ...Okay, well then.
Leon: Shammy! Share the bitching idea!
Shamino: Oh man, it'll blow your mind. It's awesome, it's great, it's fantastic....
~Everyone waits for him to explain~
Shamino: ....I'll tell you when I finish watching this guitar riff.
Kai: Does it have gang violence?
Taiku: It certainly has violence.
Shamino: SHHH! Zacks almost done. One more minute!
~Rough minute of silence~
Shamino: Imagine this. World. War. Z!
Everyone: Oooooooh/WTF/Huh?
Charlotte: As in a zombie war?
Shamino: DING DING DING.
Kai: (Borat impression) VERY NICE.
~Cue lot of garbage, in the midst of which explanations of the storyline to come are given below~
Shamino: San Francisco is pwnt. When it begins, zombies are out and about, running around and eating brains. This is a-
Dante W: Hell with NPC, lets throw MAYON at the zombies!
Tong Xian: How about Kvist?
~Murmured agreement~
Shamino:...This is a zombie epidemic, so guns are permitted if you can find them. However only Shamino can have a gun at the start because he's a paranoid gangster. Besides, how many of the others can justify having a firearm on hand at 11:30am?
Taiku: Uh.....I can?
Shamino: Anyway-
Leon: I'm going with Zeniro! F**k using guns! Blunt objects FTW! ...In my case a blade (Note the Squall Leonhart rip coming out in full force here folks
)
Tong Xian: Ooh! I'll hit 'em with a heavy purse!
Taiku: I'd use a cricket bat. Nobody else would think of it.
Kai: This is already sounding like Dead Rising....
~General garbage until....~
Kai: Will there be a way to kill them revealed?
Shamino: Like, ALL of them, or just one?
Kai: Uhm, just one.
Shamino: Well, you're young so you've CLEARLY never seen a zombie movie.
Kai: WTF. You're 16.
Shamino: I drive legally. I'm not 16. Anyway, headshots with firearms, destroy the brain=WIN.
Charlotte: I like zombie movies sometimes ... but only ones that are actually good, and I have someone to hang off of in terror.
Shamino: I could burn the ever loving shit out of you, but for the sake of progress I will not.
Kai: If you didn't brag about that, you'd progress even faster.
Shamino: Kai..
Kai:....Sorry.
Shamino: Good. Right, anyway, this is non-canon, so XIN is NOT ending, but you should get involved anyway. Because it's just fucking awesome.
Leon: I wonder what the other sites will think of this...
Shamino: I'll moderate, supply plot twists etc. Nobody is a zombie killing god, so on average you could take out, say 5-8 of them. Tops. After that, you need help.
Dean: This is where everyone else at the school comes in, right?
PainKiller: So....The graduates are locked in the school too?
Shamino: School? Man, this takes place all over the city! No suburbs or anything to that effect, it will happen DURING school hours, so yes, it starts at the school. Also, Zombie logic dictates that 'fresh' zombies can run, after about three days, decomposition will leave them able to just walk. They can't swim or climb, lucky for you.
PainKiller: So, do they walk along the bottom of the water or something, like that one movie?
Shamino: They'd float. They -are- dead.
Charlotte: They're corpses.
Taiku: Live humans float because of air in the lungs. Zombies don't breathe. They'd sink, right?
~Cue a ten minute debate on whether the undead float or sink~
Charlotte (Randomly): Algae, anyone?
Shamino: But, yes. This storyline IS happening. And you WILL enjoy it.
Dean: Yeah, especially if you're modding it.
Shamino: No.
Shamino: YOU
Shamino: WILL
Shamino: ENJOY
PainKiller: He'll MAKE you enjoy it.
~Nothing interesting happens, a few comedy pictures ensure, then an argument over character originality that threatened to rip the fabric of the universe to pieces. Then it quietened down. From here on out, cue odd discussions regarding Hitler as a rapper, Wolfs sexual advances on almost every girl back on the old board, more discussion on Rapper Hitler, then it became nothing but rambling~
Alright, I know it's not half as good as normal, but that otherwise sums things up. To simplify it here, the VIPs have decided that, in the next 24 hours, a non-canon storyline will begin regarding the initial stages of the attack. It's not the end of the board, and the main threads are not to be dismissed for this, but it's urged that anyone wishing to enjoy it go right ahead. It'll pretty much stick around indefinitely, but it is massively stressed for those who cannot read...
Anyway, that pretty much covers everything needed to be said, if you have any questions, you're a moron. ^^
Liam.
[(Everyone is added)]
Shamino: WHAT THE FUCK...Oh.
Leon: Finally!
Tong Xian: OMIGODBBQ
Everyone else: ...Okay, well then.
Leon: Shammy! Share the bitching idea!
Shamino: Oh man, it'll blow your mind. It's awesome, it's great, it's fantastic....
~Everyone waits for him to explain~
Shamino: ....I'll tell you when I finish watching this guitar riff.
Kai: Does it have gang violence?
Taiku: It certainly has violence.
Shamino: SHHH! Zacks almost done. One more minute!
~Rough minute of silence~
Shamino: Imagine this. World. War. Z!
Everyone: Oooooooh/WTF/Huh?
Charlotte: As in a zombie war?
Shamino: DING DING DING.
Kai: (Borat impression) VERY NICE.
~Cue lot of garbage, in the midst of which explanations of the storyline to come are given below~
Shamino: San Francisco is pwnt. When it begins, zombies are out and about, running around and eating brains. This is a-
Dante W: Hell with NPC, lets throw MAYON at the zombies!
Tong Xian: How about Kvist?
~Murmured agreement~
Shamino:...This is a zombie epidemic, so guns are permitted if you can find them. However only Shamino can have a gun at the start because he's a paranoid gangster. Besides, how many of the others can justify having a firearm on hand at 11:30am?
Taiku: Uh.....I can?
Shamino: Anyway-
Leon: I'm going with Zeniro! F**k using guns! Blunt objects FTW! ...In my case a blade (Note the Squall Leonhart rip coming out in full force here folks
)Tong Xian: Ooh! I'll hit 'em with a heavy purse!
Taiku: I'd use a cricket bat. Nobody else would think of it.
Kai: This is already sounding like Dead Rising....
~General garbage until....~
Kai: Will there be a way to kill them revealed?
Shamino: Like, ALL of them, or just one?
Kai: Uhm, just one.
Shamino: Well, you're young so you've CLEARLY never seen a zombie movie.
Kai: WTF. You're 16.
Shamino: I drive legally. I'm not 16. Anyway, headshots with firearms, destroy the brain=WIN.
Charlotte: I like zombie movies sometimes ... but only ones that are actually good, and I have someone to hang off of in terror.
Shamino: I could burn the ever loving shit out of you, but for the sake of progress I will not.
Kai: If you didn't brag about that, you'd progress even faster.
Shamino: Kai..
Kai:....Sorry.
Shamino: Good. Right, anyway, this is non-canon, so XIN is NOT ending, but you should get involved anyway. Because it's just fucking awesome.
Leon: I wonder what the other sites will think of this...
Shamino: I'll moderate, supply plot twists etc. Nobody is a zombie killing god, so on average you could take out, say 5-8 of them. Tops. After that, you need help.
Dean: This is where everyone else at the school comes in, right?
PainKiller: So....The graduates are locked in the school too?
Shamino: School? Man, this takes place all over the city! No suburbs or anything to that effect, it will happen DURING school hours, so yes, it starts at the school. Also, Zombie logic dictates that 'fresh' zombies can run, after about three days, decomposition will leave them able to just walk. They can't swim or climb, lucky for you.
PainKiller: So, do they walk along the bottom of the water or something, like that one movie?
Shamino: They'd float. They -are- dead.
Charlotte: They're corpses.
Taiku: Live humans float because of air in the lungs. Zombies don't breathe. They'd sink, right?
~Cue a ten minute debate on whether the undead float or sink~
Charlotte (Randomly): Algae, anyone?
Shamino: But, yes. This storyline IS happening. And you WILL enjoy it.
Dean: Yeah, especially if you're modding it.
Shamino: No.
Shamino: YOU
Shamino: WILL
Shamino: ENJOY
PainKiller: He'll MAKE you enjoy it.
~Nothing interesting happens, a few comedy pictures ensure, then an argument over character originality that threatened to rip the fabric of the universe to pieces. Then it quietened down. From here on out, cue odd discussions regarding Hitler as a rapper, Wolfs sexual advances on almost every girl back on the old board, more discussion on Rapper Hitler, then it became nothing but rambling~
Alright, I know it's not half as good as normal, but that otherwise sums things up. To simplify it here, the VIPs have decided that, in the next 24 hours, a non-canon storyline will begin regarding the initial stages of the attack. It's not the end of the board, and the main threads are not to be dismissed for this, but it's urged that anyone wishing to enjoy it go right ahead. It'll pretty much stick around indefinitely, but it is massively stressed for those who cannot read...
THIS IS -NOT- PART OF THE BOARDS STORYLINE! IT'S AN ALTERNATE REALITY-TYPE THING
[/b][/i][/size]Anyway, that pretty much covers everything needed to be said, if you have any questions, you're a moron. ^^
Liam.
