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Post by Director Troutman on Apr 7, 2008 0:20:54 GMT 1
I have no idea why you are insisting that I'm a total newb at this game. >_____> O= I've frequented the other rpb's you know. Take a big step back there, alrighty? I'm not suggesting you're a newb at the game. ^^; Sweet mother of god, any newcomer to HIRCINE (READ: HIRCINE, NOT RP, HIRCINE) who posts a 'Hey there' thread will get the hazing. It's our welcome ritual f'christ's sakes. A running joke if you will. Like Branigans haircut.
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 0:23:18 GMT 1
-Deprives the admin of his snicker doodle.- >= I'm aware. > Messing with you. -Let's him have his cookie.-
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Post by Zack Richardson on Apr 7, 2008 0:30:30 GMT 1
A running joke if you will. Like Branigans haircut. I'm not quite sure why i laughed so much at this bit
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Post by Director Troutman on Apr 7, 2008 0:35:57 GMT 1
A running joke if you will. Like Branigans haircut. I'm not quite sure why i laughed so much at this bit Because I'm a funny fu**er. That's why. Also, you'd have been better to deprive me of the cookie, Sylvan, I'm allergic to peanuts. You've been here five minutes and already you're trying to kill me!! -recoils from evil nuttiness-
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Post by Leon Loire on Apr 7, 2008 0:38:03 GMT 1
If you're so allergic of the cookie boss man, then I'll eat it for you. My Awesome is powerful enough to gobble it down without fear!
And welcome to the board Sylvan, it seems I'll have to go take care of that bio for you - unless Pain Killer's beat me to it. But I think you'll be approved in no time.
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 0:42:25 GMT 1
>____> I was adding a few things to the bio that I felt were necessary.
But all and all it's ready to be approved, I think.
-Gives Leon the admin's cookie.-
<____<
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Post by Nathan Branigan on Apr 7, 2008 0:53:52 GMT 1
I have no idea why you are insisting that I'm a total newb at this game. >_____> O= I've frequented the other rpb's you know. A running joke if you will. Like Branigans haircut. Oh my God, you noticed! I feel like a REAL woman!!! *Skips along gleefully* ...Oh Dear Lord I've become Dante.
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Keith Richards
Dreamer
Sophomore
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Post by Keith Richards on Apr 7, 2008 0:55:51 GMT 1
Geez. You go to sleep for one day and everyone else decides to come on and say hi.
Welcome to the board, I stole your cookies, and chances are I will hurt and or rape your character.
Have fun! ;D
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Sathanas
Newcomer
MISSING IN ACTION
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Post by Sathanas on Apr 7, 2008 0:58:16 GMT 1
Hi there!
I have no idea what my character will do in relation to your character!
Branigan: o_0
Keith: Now, now, be nice. You can't steal her cookies AND rape her. It's one or the other. You know the rules.
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 1:00:04 GMT 1
Or!
You'll get raped with a Louisville slugger.
Pick; get raped with a Louisville slugger, OR walk away unscathed?
>_____________________>
I promise I'll only skin you after I'm done beating you with the baseball bat.
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Keith Richards
Dreamer
Sophomore
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Post by Keith Richards on Apr 7, 2008 1:01:22 GMT 1
I don't conform to your rules!
Although I suppose I can just mortally wound her...
Fine, fine, you win.
... This time.
EDIT,
Yup, you'll fit in just fine.
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Post by Director Troutman on Apr 7, 2008 1:11:30 GMT 1
I see everyone's making friends. ^^;
Now don't make me call a time-out and send you guys to opposite corners...Keith, no rape/wounding. Not right now anyway. Good god, let her get her feet in the door at least.
Sylvan. Nice choice of sodomising tool, though I personally think a cricket bat would provide a more painful experience.
EDIT:
Also, Branigan? Not become Dante, just become Dantes new love-target. Guard your rear.
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 1:12:47 GMT 1
Does your cricket bat have barbed wire all over it? D:
-Fidgets impatiently.-
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Post by Director Troutman on Apr 7, 2008 1:15:02 GMT 1
Does your cricket bat have barbed wire all over it? D: -Fidgets impatiently.- No. You don't want to combine different kinds of pain. Keep them separate, makes the hurt all the worse. Use the barbed wire later. Now stop fidgeting. Sit up straight, eat your greens and all that.
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Post by Pain Killer on Apr 7, 2008 1:15:22 GMT 1
I'm doing what now?
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 1:16:44 GMT 1
-Eats her greens.-
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I'd just like to know who is attempting to approve my bio. >____>
Considering I keep adding stuff arbitrarily every ten or so minutes.
Speaking of which, I forgot to add the contents of her pockets.
Screw it, I'll just put what she's carrying in posts.
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Post by Nathan Branigan on Apr 7, 2008 1:19:18 GMT 1
Does your cricket bat have barbed wire all over it? D: -Fidgets impatiently.- No. You don't want to combine different kinds of pain. Keep them separate, makes the hurt all the worse. Use the barbed wire later. Now stop fidgeting. Sit up straight, eat your greens and all that. I, myself, am a big fan of operating on a restrained individual without the use of anesthetics. Cutting them open and shuffling their organs around just feels so 'Jigsaw Killer'-like. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And that's the end to my being fucked up. ::EDIT:: Fine, bad ass Eastern European guy from Tomorrow Never DiesSame thing basically.
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Post by Director Troutman on Apr 7, 2008 1:19:32 GMT 1
Unless you're going to keep the same stuff in your pockets daily, that's not an essential. Add it if you choose to by all means, but don't force it in (For the guys: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! Fnar, fnar).
Also, I think either Leon or Pain Killer are working on your bio. Should be approved shortly.
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Post by sylvan on Apr 7, 2008 1:20:52 GMT 1
No. You don't want to combine different kinds of pain. Keep them separate, makes the hurt all the worse. Use the barbed wire later. Now stop fidgeting. Sit up straight, eat your greens and all that. I, myself, am a big fan of operating on a restrained individual without the use of anesthetics. Cutting them open and shuffling their organs around just feels so 'Jigsaw Killer'-like. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And that's the end to my being fucked up. That's not Jigsaw's MO. And, screw the pockets. D=
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Post by Zack Richardson on Apr 7, 2008 1:36:09 GMT 1
Gone for less than an hour. She tries to kill the admin, retaliates to rape, Nathan turns gay/wanna be jigsaw?
Man i should never leave this place.
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