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Post by Leon Loire on Nov 11, 2007 0:52:17 GMT 1
MSN Video Link... Yeah, I checked on my MSN IM and saw this down below, and just couldn't resist to see what it pertained to. And while it's not the most hysterical video I've ever seen, it at least made me laugh and grin a bit. At the same time, I felt this was an ample opportunity to get some good laughs out of everyone's reactions, be them Victor's analysis, Shamino's judgment, or Liam's snide remarks. So let me know your thoughts damnit!
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Post by Shamino Warhen Ph.D on Nov 11, 2007 5:57:19 GMT 1
tl;dr
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Post by Felix on Nov 11, 2007 6:16:50 GMT 1
That was probably one of the best vids I've seen in a long time.
Good find. Got a few good laughs out of me, even if it were more from the actors faces.
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Post by Martin Tome on Nov 11, 2007 18:06:02 GMT 1
Huh. It all makes sense now.
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Post by victor on Nov 11, 2007 22:18:56 GMT 1
Don't see how I can analyze this. It was just funny. However they should have added a "Special Conditions" section and these are some of the things they should have put in it.
1. If you are interested in "special kinds" of sex, careful on how kinky you make the sex, particularly when the person you make the request to is a female. The level of request can make your partner angry.
2. If you have young children, LOCK THE DOOR. Also, try not to be too loud.
3. If your lover/mate (male or female) has a problem/fear about sex (Erotophobia perhaps), try something different, such as presenting him/her with beautiful images until he/she achieves an orgasm on their own.
That's my take. Great clip.
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Post by Aden Allett on Nov 11, 2007 23:22:19 GMT 1
Don't see how I can analyze this. It was just funny. However they should have added a "Special Conditions" section and these are some of the things they should have put in it. 1. If you are interested in "special kinds" of sex, careful on how kinky you make the sex, particularly when the person you make the request to is a female. The level of request can make your partner angry. 2. If you have young children, LOCK THE DOOR. Also, try not to be too loud. 3. If your lover/mate (male or female) has a problem/fear about sex (Erotophobia perhaps), try something different, such as presenting him/her with beautiful images until he/she achieves an orgasm on their own. That's my take. Great clip. The name of the video is how to act after sex, not during. The video was funny.
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Post by victor on Nov 12, 2007 0:49:19 GMT 1
Do forgive my failure to notice things Martin (as I normally tend to do in OOC threads...), but I barely got ANY sleep last night and my mind tends to shut down when I don't. Well now that I'm awake, allow me to add some things to remember AFTER sex...
1. Ever been had a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse before? Don't EVER compare the sex just performed to that of your previous relationship(s) (assuming you HAD sex with them). Also, do not say something like "I've had better".
2. Do not attempt to be funny to your lover/mate by joking about them giving you a disease via the sex just performed (I.E., do not suddenly pretend you are itching and then say "What the h*** did you give me?"). This is just insulting, both to you, your lover, and to people who actually have these kinds of diseases. Not to mention it just makes you look insensitive.
3. The Woman: If the man is starting to go to sleep while you try to talk to him about things after sex and you grow impatient with him, try to give him a little time to rest. Do not become impatient and raise your voice to him, telling him to wake up and/or pay attention (please). This can sometimes start a chain of events which can result in arguments among other things that can ruin the love exchange that took place before.
4. The Man: If you grow bored with the woman when she begins to talk to you about things after sex, try not to let your boredom become impatience, let alone let it boil over. If it does and you can't find a way to drown out the woman's words, try to converse and casually change the topic to something that is interesting to both of you. As in the previous tip for the woman, letting your impatience can result in an argument, among other things.
That's about all I can come up with for now. Over and out.
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Post by Aden Allett on Nov 12, 2007 1:24:53 GMT 1
Do forgive my failure to notice things Martin (as I normally tend to do in OOC threads...), but I barely got ANY sleep last night and my mind tends to shut down when I don't. Well now that I'm awake, allow me to add some things to remember AFTER sex... 1. Ever been had a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse before? Don't EVER compare the sex just performed to that of your previous relationship(s) (assuming you HAD sex with them). Also, do not say something like "I've had better".That's about all I can come up with for now. Over and out. Already stated in the video. I'd also like to state your taking it a little too seriously. The video is meant for humor, not real rules to follow on even though most may make sense.
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Post by Nathan Branigan on Nov 12, 2007 1:42:00 GMT 1
Do forgive my failure to notice things Martin (as I normally tend to do in OOC threads...), but I barely got ANY sleep last night and my mind tends to shut down when I don't. Well now that I'm awake, allow me to add some things to remember AFTER sex... 1. Ever been had a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse before? Don't EVER compare the sex just performed to that of your previous relationship(s) (assuming you HAD sex with them). Also, do not say something like "I've had better".That's about all I can come up with for now. Over and out. Already stated in the video. I'd also like to state your taking it a little too seriously. The video is meant for humor, not real rules to follow on even though most may make sense. I'm gonna have to second that. This thread was more so meant for laughs, not analyzing the situation and critiquing the video. Even if it was meant for advice, this thread isn't.
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Post by Valencia Donahue on Nov 12, 2007 2:30:33 GMT 1
At the same time, I felt this was an ample opportunity to get some good laughs out of everyone's reactions, be them Victor's analysis, Shamino's judgment, or Liam's snide remarks. So let me know your thoughts damnit! Let's not get into a scuffle about other people's thoughts. In other words, lay off of Victor. It doesn't seem as though he's pushing his opinions onto others. He just felt like adding to the video. [EDIT]: ::kicks the 'net for neglecting her edits::
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Post by victor on Nov 12, 2007 2:41:03 GMT 1
I'm taking this too seriously you say? Oh wow, and that stuff I said was intended to be a JOKE...
I've noticed something for quite a while now. Almost every time I start an OOC thread or respond to an OOC thread, my post/response either gets misinterpreted or gets a negative reaction...
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Post by Martin Tome on Nov 12, 2007 2:46:52 GMT 1
Do forgive my failure to notice things Martin Uh... did I say somthing? 0_= ... I think you are a little too serious, just loosen up. Like i do. WHOO!
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Post by Odin Reeves on Nov 12, 2007 2:48:37 GMT 1
That's because you overexplain yourself when you misread something, and from there you go on and on about something that just doesn't hold the interest of humor. Like STDs.
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Post by Kyousuke on Nov 12, 2007 2:56:00 GMT 1
Yeah, lay off Loire Jr. he's just responding to a thread. Not all of us use only sardonic responses to these things.
Kch, testicle heads.
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Post by Aden Allett on Nov 12, 2007 3:12:05 GMT 1
No one is really getting on his case. He just seemed to get the main purpose of the video wrong. I see nothing wrong with telling him this so that he knows for future reference.
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Post by Director Troutman on Nov 12, 2007 3:32:15 GMT 1
How to behave after sex?
It's usually considered polite to leave a tip on your way out.
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Post by Kyousuke on Nov 12, 2007 3:49:44 GMT 1
And remember to thank them if you forgot your own condoms.
... If awkward silence follows remember running out of a room screaming is rude.
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Post by Leon Loire on Nov 12, 2007 5:25:32 GMT 1
I'll only adopt Victor as my junior if he starts folding his hands over his lap. Otherwise, I just will not be happy.
And this video makes me wonder if Manswers has covered the issue in question. Would a smart girl talk on and on and on, or something like that?
Hell, I'm sure if she does talk, there could be ways to convince her to sleep...
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Post by Alkaiser on Nov 12, 2007 5:26:22 GMT 1
*cough*roofies*cough.
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Post by Director Troutman on Nov 12, 2007 5:45:34 GMT 1
How to behave after sex, volume 2.
Deliver a full, standing ovation for a solid minute. To your genitals.
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